I can now say:
-A mango was stolen from my barred kitchen window sill. While I was at home. Taking a nap.
-I had to chase off a goat that was purposefully baaaing in my window. Like 3 time
-I have had real dehydration. Like some people say “I’m dehydrated, wahh”. Whatever. Real dehydration makes you feel like you have malaria. Cause that’s what I thought I had. But then again I’ve never had malaria.
-I am an awesome cook! Fried tomatoes with basil are freaking delish!
-I’m the tannest I’ve ever been in my life.
-Donkeys are amazing.
-I love Country Time Lemonade.
-I was cold and put on tights, socks, an extra wrap over my skirt, and a hoody. It was probably 65 degrees.
-The town waragi drunk and I are on pretty good terms, even though I’ll never give him 100 shillings(5 cents).
-I turn into a desperate mess when the generator turns on, charging batteries, my cell phone, iPod etc. I feel like I can’t leave the house till it goes back off again.
-My counterpart thinks that when I speak Lugisu I have an accent like a local that has been away for a really long time.
-I can hear people shout “Nafula!”, my Ugandan name whenever I walk around the village.
-I look good in a muumu.